In Celebration of Mother's Day...

I bring you a new segment of this blog...

The MOMMY FILES.

File #001

At the store in Los Angeles...

Mom: Hi, excuse me. Do you have the sneakers... The black ones? The... Chuck Norris?

File #002

Me: Mom, Ang luma na ng air con ko. Parang gusto kong bumili ng bago. Magkano kaya magagastos ko?

Mom: Depende kung ilang Megapixels yung bibilin mo.

Me: Diba Horsepower?

Mom: Oo nga pala!

File #003

In the living room, after dinner...

Mom: Shet, parang may tinga ako. May dental gloss ka?

That's it for now. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there! :)